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Bog Standard

Toilet humor has traditionally served as the reliable retreat of your Daily, and writers stay alert to significant toilet tales and key events, especially in relation to football. Readers were entertained to discover that an online journalist a famous broadcaster has a West Brom-themed urinal in his house. Consider the situation regarding the Barnsley supporter who understood the bathroom rather too directly, and needed rescuing from the vacant Barnsley ground post-napping in the lavatory midway through a 2015 losing match versus the Cod Army. “He had no shoes on and misplaced his cellphone and his hat,” elaborated an official from the local fire department. And nobody can overlook at the pinnacle of his career playing for City, the Italian striker entered a community college to use the facilities in 2012. “Balotelli parked his Bentley outside, before entering and requesting the location of the toilets, then he went to the teachers’ staff room,” an undergraduate shared with a Manchester newspaper. “Later he simply strolled around the college grounds like he owned the place.”

The Toilet Resignation

Tuesday marks 25 years to the day that Kevin Keegan resigned as the England coach after a brief chat inside a lavatory booth with FA director David Davies in the bowels of Wembley, following that infamous 1-0 defeat versus Germany during 2000 – the national team's concluding fixture at the legendary venue. As Davies recalls in his journal, FA Confidential, he entered the drenched struggling national team changing area directly following the fixture, seeing David Beckham weeping and Tony Adams energized, both of them pleading for the official to reason with Keegan. Following Dietmar Hamann’s free-kick, Keegan walked slowly through the tunnel with a thousand-yard stare, and Davies discovered him collapsed – reminiscent of his 1996 Liverpool behavior – in the corner of the dressing room, saying quietly: “I'm done. I can't handle this.” Grabbing Keegan, Davies tried desperately to rescue the scenario.

“Where could we possibly locate for a private conversation?” remembered Davies. “The tunnel? Crawling with television reporters. The changing area? Crowded with emotional footballers. The bathing section? I couldn't conduct an important discussion with the team manager as squad members entered the baths. Merely one possibility emerged. The restroom stalls. A dramatic moment in England’s long football history occurred in the ancient loos of a stadium facing demolition. The approaching dismantling was nearly palpable. Leading Kevin into a compartment, I closed the door after us. We stood there, facing each other. ‘My decision is final,’ Kevin declared. ‘I'm gone. I'm not suitable. I’m going out to the press to tell them I’m not up to it. I can’t motivate the players. I can’t get the extra bit out of these players that I need.’”

The Consequences

Therefore, Keegan stepped down, subsequently confessing he considered his stint as England manager “without spirit”. The two-time European Footballer of the Year stated: “I had difficulty passing the hours. I found myself going and training the blind team, the hearing-impaired team, supporting the female team. It’s a very difficult job.” English football has come a long way during the last 25 years. For better or worse, those Wembley restrooms and those twin towers are no longer present, although a German now works in the technical area Keegan previously used. The German's squad is viewed as one of the contenders for the upcoming Geopolitics World Cup: Three Lions supporters, appreciate this period. This specific commemoration from one of England's worst moments serves as a recall that situations weren't always this good.

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Quote of the Day

“We stood there in a lengthy line, wearing only our undergarments. We were the continent's finest referees, elite athletes, role models, adults, parents, strong personalities with great integrity … but no one said anything. We hardly glanced at one another, our looks wavered slightly nervously while we were called forward two by two. There Collina observed us from top to bottom with a freezing stare. Silent and observant” – ex-international official Jonas Eriksson discloses the embarrassing processes referees were previously subjected to by previous European football refereeing head Pierluigi Collina.

Daily Football Correspondence

“What does a name matter? There’s a poem by Dr Seuss named ‘Too Many Daves’. Did Blackpool encounter Steve Overload? Steve Bruce, along with aides Steve Agnew and Steve Clemence have been shown through the door marked ‘Do One’. So is that the end of the club’s Steve obsession? Not exactly! Steve Banks and Steve Dobbie stay to manage the main squad. Total Steve progression!” – John Myles

“Now that you've relaxed spending restrictions and awarded some merch, I have decided to put finger to keypad and make a pithy comment. Ange Postecoglou states that he picked fights in the schoolyard with youngsters he expected would overpower him. This pain-seeking behavior must justify his choice to sign with Nottingham Forest. As a lifelong Spurs supporter I'll continue appreciating the subsequent season award however the sole second-year prize I envision him securing by the Trent, if he lasts that long, is the second tier and that would be a significant battle {under the present owner” – Stewart McGuinness.|